Thursday, September 15, 2011

Late Night Trailers: Breaking Dawn pt. I

Oh, that picture still makes me laugh.  But really, are people still interested in Twilight?  I really feel like that trend should have passed us by by now.  No matter, for those still invested in depreciating feminism and following the saga of a no-personality cipher who gets married and knocked up by vampire seed at 19, here comes Breaking Dawn pt. I.  Here our melodramatic heroine marries the only semi-attractive Edward Cullen and the two finally consummate their romance with violent sex and immediate pregnancy.  You know, because it's not an abusive relationship if your husband is a literal monster with supernatural power enough to not be able to bone you without leaving a few bruises.  Also, it's not backwoods if you're a 19-year-old wife and mother with a spawn named "Renesmee" (I kid you not) if you're married to a vampire.  Pfft.  There are no words for how much I loathed this conclusion (which I read because people told me I would hate it).  So, you know, I'll just leave you with a question: aren't those vampires looking cakey?  Did they get a little cheap on the face paint or something?

2 comments:

  1. I always forget there will be two parts, if feels like it will never end. But you know, the others may be ridiculous, but Breaking Dawn is just screwed up.

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  2. Ugh, tell me about it. That's a pretty apt way of describing it, actually. 1-3 are silly, number four is (in my opinion) almost dangerously detrimental.

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